Overseas Filipino Worker Loses Job For Not Using Toilet "The Australian Way"

Me, I still prefer our backwater Tabo Method, even if other peoples think it's an archaic and uncivilized practice. Never mind the "When in Rome..." stuff; it doesn't apply to my personal hygiene! See, if I were walking barefoot and step on dog poo, wiping my feet with toilet paper won't be enough to make me feel clean. I would want to wash with soap and water as well.

So why would cleaning my behind after using the toilet be any different? It's the same shit!

Or is it that the Australians are rationing their water? I hear it's pretty dry down there. If so, then shame on that OFW for not following the rules!